Conversation with my Mom today
Mom: When I was your age I was so skinny I was able to count all my ribs and feel my hipbones, but you know what, I wasn't happy. I am happier now than I ever was then.
Me: Well... that's because you're old.
Mom: True, the fucks just roll off my back.
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
(Source: guy, via tardis-enterprise)